KEEP CALM! (PART 1)

This is the title of the play we are going to see next Wednesday, February 17th.
Here you have the dialogues from Scene 1.

SCENE 1. AT THE PARK.

Frank is going to meet Geena.

Frank: Hurry up Lucy!! We’re gonna be late.
Lucy: Hey my friend!! Hold On!!
Frank: Oh Lucy...
Lucy: What now?
Frank: I’m so nervous. I’ve got the shakes! Look how nervous I am!
Lucy: Hahaha! What a foolish friend I have. (She whispers to audience.) But I like him!
Frank: I mean it. I don’t know how to do it...
Lucy: It will be easier than you think, you’ll see.
Frank: It’s the first time I’m going to declare my love to a girl.
Lucy: Oh!! (To audience.) Excuse me? (To Frank.) It won’t be as difficult as you think...Come on!
Frank: Oh! I feel embarrassed... I could die right now!!
Lucy: Take it easy, man... (To audience.) Oh! My heart goes boom!
Frank: Ok. I’d better go.
Lucy: No way!! Stay!
Frank: I am not sure if I will be able to do it...
Lucy: I know you can... Do it! Trust yourself!
Frank: Yes, I need to trust myself. Let’s go then!
Lucy: Ok. (To audience.) This is gonna be my lucky day!
Frank: Mmmm. Place yourself over here.
Lucy: There? Ok. Here I am. (To audience.) Am I looking pretty?
Frank: Who are you talking to?
Lucy: Come on! I’m waiting!
Frank: Hey! What if I do it down on my knees?
Lucy: How romantic!!
Frank: I’ll do it... Don’t look at me like that...That’s so real!
Lucy: I just have this face...
Frank: Oh please Lucy! You are my friend, you’re supposed to help me.
Lucy: I’ll earn a place in heaven.
Frank: (On his knees.) Errr... Don’t laugh!
Lucy: Sorry I’m so nervous ... You’re so funny!
Frank: I’ll start again! Geena... I love you!
Lucy: My name is Lucy!
Frank: No Lucy! You are just my friend! I was just rehearsing how to declare my love to Geena with
you...
Lucy: Oh!... I know. I was just trying to be a good actress. (To audience.) I made a fool of myself!


And now... the part when  Frank and Lucy get angry with each other.

Frank: It’s a lovely sunset, isn’t it?
Geena: Yes, lovely!
Lucy: (He tries to put his arm around Geena’s shoulders, Lucy gets scared. She screams.)
Aaaaah! A snake! (Lucy hits his Frank’s arm.)
Frank: Aaaah!!!
Geena: Gosh! This is a nightmare.
Frank: Sorry Geena. It won’t happen again
Geena: I hope so.
Frank: Come here with me. Let’s sit over there.
Geena: Yes.
Frank: No Lucy! Stay there...
Lucy: Hey! There are wonderful views from here! You should sit here.
Frank: (They sit where Lucy says.) Oh what peace, right? I love these views.
Geena: Yes, they are amazing.
(They start to scratch.)
Frank: What´s going on?
Geena: Ants!! They bite.
Frank: There are hundreds.
Geena: Oh, That’s enough, you two... Leave me alone!
Frank: Geena, I didn’t do it on purpose.
Geena: Keep Calm my dear... I can’t stand it anymore.
Lucy: (To audience.) I got it.
Geena: Get out of here! I don’t need any of you. I just want to be a detective.
Frank: This is the worst thing you ever could do Lucy! I don’t want to see you anymore! Bye!
Lucy: But...
Frank: Just go! I really hate you! Geena, wait for me please!
Lucy: Don’t leave! If you go I’ll get my revenge!
Frank: You’re so damn crazy. (He leaves.)
Lucy: I swear I will get revenge on you both!